Writing prompt: Write a postcard message sent from a place no one could possibly visit (inside a snow globe, tomorrow’s sunset, the bottom of a teacup, etc.). Include at least one cliché postcard phrase like “Wish you were here” or “The weather is lovely.”

So glad I joined the crew! Did you know water down here smells like sulfur? We’ve patched dozens of cracks, but a little bit of water still dribbles through! Oh well, like the captain says, “Pressure makes diamonds!” Bottoms up! Your pal, Jules