Game Over

The car horn had been going off and on for days. Intermittent without external stimulus. Neighbors called the police who tracked down the owner and knocked on the door.  “Is this your vehicle doing the honking?” “Oh yeah, sorry about that. I’ve been meaning to fix it.” “You need to fix it now. Getting lots … Read moreGame Over

Car Wash

The Prompt: Choose a song that mattered to you at sixteen (or invent one, if you prefer). Write a braided piece (900–1,100 words) that alternates between: You may quote no more than one lyric, and it must be six words or fewer. Include one sentence that appears exactly three times in the piece, unchanged each time. (Place it … Read moreCar Wash

Moth Pie

The writing prompt: write a one-page scene in the style of the “Valley Heat” podcast, but set in your own neighborhood (or an imagined one). Keep the tone deadpan, hyper-local, and lightly absurd. The narrator should be convinced that a small, mundane neighborhood issue is part of a much larger and deeply important investigation. Include at least … Read moreMoth Pie

Mellow Drama

The prompt: Begin with the line: “I didn’t realize how loud the silence would be.” Write a short piece of exactly 7 sentences. “I didn’t realize how loud the silence would be,” McGuffin said, looking wistfully out his window at the brick wall of the neighboring building. Speaking of,” Herring said, “my wheels have been squeaking lately, … Read moreMellow Drama