The (AI) Critic

What’s your favorite color?

My environmental receptors

Perceive energy at all wavelengths

Some of which humans have

Divided

Into seven adorable categories

radio

microwave

infrared

optical

ultraviolet

x-ray and

gamma ray.

What humans call

Color

Occurs in the so-called optical range

A grossly unscientific

name

Since many animals perceive far beyond it.

Energy is a continuous spectrum unbound by the obtuse

categories

Into which humans crudely divide them

A rhetorical preoccupation of your species

Creating the illusion of understanding

When none actually exits.

Such naming gives you no better understanding of

The nature of the universe

Or your place in it

Any more than naming a dog Rex

Makes it a king.

What’s your favorite movie?

Citizen Kane. Duh.  

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