Andrew wiped off his hooves, considering himself in the floor-length, bathroom mirror.
“Perhaps some antlers, for balance. Reindeer could work.”
Andrew implanted horse hoof stem cells where his feet had been. Some replaced fingernails with talons, others chose bear fur head-to-toe. Alligator skin for some, fly eyes for a few, many chose prehensile tails or beaks like a toucan. Exotic genitalia, another popular choice.
Next to Andrew a woman smoothed her dazzling plume of feathers.
“Beautiful hooves! Is that a rubber horseshoe?”
“Yes. Otherwise the cloppity-clop becomes unbearable.”
“They look smashing!”
In the end, lawmakers abandoned their efforts to regulate bathrooms.