Liar, criminal, computer hacker
Con man, manipulator, bully, truant
The scourge of Chicago
Flouting the law
With a smug smile
Dragging along his fellows
For a dine and dash
A frightening joy ride
A reckless parade float crash
Thrilled by the risk of capture
And near misses
Convinced his wit and charm
Will rescue him from prosecution
And even heralded for his
Scofflaw ways
Save Ferris indeed.