The gardener’s yard
Overgrown and weedy
In a plumber’s home
The faucets are leaky
The sheriff’s kid
Dealing drugs after school
The crossing guard
Is a jaywalking fool
The doctor who smokes
And drinks like a fish
The lamp-bound genie
Can’t grant himself a wish
The master jewel thief
Has never been engaged
The Fox News hosts only
Pretend to be enraged.