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Month: May 2022

Party Buoy

May 22, 2022May 22, 2022 by james

Every glass refilled Before you come up for air The promise of Drunk Divers. Florida America’s unnatural tail Breeding would-be Franchise owners Each dreaming of being the next Big Boy. A dozen DUIs Cost him his boating license So Carl turned his drinking problem Into a drinking solution Drunk Divers.

Categories Funny, PoemTags Big Boy, boating license, diving drunk, drunk diver, DUI, party buoy

Inside Joke

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 by james

Dad played at being sad Complaining he’d lost his cornbread. Sis looked at Brother To see if he knew where the cornbread went. Brother smiled, having seen Dad’s performance before Hiding the cornbread under his hat. Mom eventually learned to love this joke Giggling children made it funny Even to baby.

Categories Funny, Poem, TouchingTags cornbread, family fun, inside joke, poverty

The Proclivity of Things

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 by james

A DuMont Teleset Replacing their Threadbare radio Feels like The future has arrived. The empty box A spaceship A submarine A portal to another world Waiting for the trash man. Get more out of life With television By DuMont. But one day When the tubes and wires fail It’s just another box Destined for the … Read moreThe Proclivity of Things

Categories Poem, Sad, TouchingTags box boy, dumont television, sidewalk, television

Never Glades

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 by james

Cypress pines White sand beaches Home Even after Pop Died in the war. Cook on a fuel ship A favorite target Of German submarines The all-black crew Loved Pop’s gumbo. A crazy white man Pumped all the water Out of the swamp Put up high rises Mom got a job there Fried shrimp and grits … Read moreNever Glades

Categories Poem, TouchingTags everglades, florida racists, gumbo, swamp, world war II

Yeah But Who Cares

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 by james

The gold fillings From pirate teeth Ground to dust Hid just below the surface Look for the glint As the waves return. Five years older Big brother knows The glint is from Gold nuggets Pirates sewed into their clothes. Gold dust too fine to retrieve? Sounds like fool’s gold to me Dad said. We looked … Read moreYeah But Who Cares

Categories Poem, TouchingTags beach, gold teeth, pirate

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