Month: January 2019

The Messiah and The Peanut

Ron’s birth was unlike any the midwives had seen before. His mother, Verdella, said the contractions felt more like firm hugs instead of bands of barbed wire roping around her abdomen. When the baby crowned, light burst from her vagina. As the birth went on the light grew brighter and brighter until the midwives were … Read moreThe Messiah and The Peanut

Salty Spice

“Is the pressure washer on full?” “Yes sir!” “That looks like the sad dribble from my granddaddy’s pecker! Double check those boilers and make sure they’re on high!” “Yes sir!” Jensen paused, “And if they’re not sir?” Captain Sterling slowly turned away from the ship’s curved, mountainous bow disappearing into the sky. His bloodshot eyes … Read moreSalty Spice